Richard_Smith@navyfederal.org (Richard_Smith@navyfederal.org) (Probably a hacked account.)
Hi, Hope you had a wonderful Easter. My Name is Alex Brian, i came across your hotmail profile and i like it. Am interested in a wonderful woman like you. please i would appreciate it if you contact me only at a_brian2@outlook.com for proper introductions.
I recently received this email and have decided to have a little bit of fun with the sender... This is my response:
ReplyDeleteDear Alex,
Thank you for your email, although I am unsure how you can believe that I am a wonderful woman when you have never met me. Did you get my details from Match.com?
My name is Zoe (short for Zoetrope) and I am a 22 year customer service representative and part time sludge trap operator. I like music, going to the cinema and enjoy making my own cheeses. I can knock out the mildest of Brie in just a few days and my Emmental is to die for.
I enjoy long walks and romantic meals. I am looking for a tall handsome man with a good job and a keen interest in Cheese or yoghurt. He would ideally be sporty and highly religious with a knowledge of how to really please a woman. Do you fit this bill?
I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours, seated delicately in anticipation,
Zoetrope
To which he replied:
ReplyDeleteHello dear,
Nice of you to reply back and like i said will tell you about my self as I currently reside in England but relocating back. Well, I am attractive, loyal, honest , sociable and a well reputable man. I want to get together with somebody who really wants to make me a part of her and wants a long relationship which will last for ever.
What am I looking for? I want a loyal, honest and well enlightened woman. We have to be like two bodies but one soul,trust,loyalty and romantic relationship must be essential factors for both of us. I practise to the best of my ability and I pray God guides me through.
I love movies taking a walk in the park swimming reading. I would be waiting for your response to tell me some more about yourself with your pictures and i bet you will look beautiful.
My kids names are Daniel and Aiden and I am very fond them.
Have a lovely day and will look forward to your reply telling me some more about your self
If you do have yahoo messenger, can i have your id?
Yours truly
Alex Brian (AB)